No but seriously, why the fuck am I still single?
is there no one who can handle all of this?
(Source: official310)
When someone smells really good
and you’re all up in their face smelling them like:
(Source: thewisepickle)
I'm not a morning person
When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
(Source: brooklyndreaming)
When I wake up on my birthday:
What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
(Source: , via thatfunnyblog)
When I walk in to a classroom late.
All the other students are like:
And I’m like:
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